The Insignificant Rambles, Jambles and Thoughts of Me

I was pissed when Will Smiths dumbass movie won over the Dark Knight 

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I forgot I had a livejornal until like 2 days ago. Weird.

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Your Bumper Sticker Should Be

Come to the darkside, we have cookies

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Your Summer Ride is a Mustang Convertible

You're out to experience the very best of summer. From the best beaches to the best tan, you want it all!

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Exotic Dancer Name Is...

Stormy

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Your Adult Film Star Name Is...

Busty de Lusty

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Your Pimp Name Is...

Luscious Mystery

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You Are 16 Years Old

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

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Your Famous Last Words Will Be:

"So, you're a cannibal."

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You are Slingback Sandals

Classy and sophisticated You dress to the nines wherever you go Even if it's in your couture sweats!

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You Are a Yellow Crayon

Your world is colored with happy, warm, fun colors. You have a thoughtful and wise way about you. Some people might even consider you a genius. Charming and eloquent, you are able to get people to do things your way. While you seem spontaneous and free wheeling, you are calculating to the extreme. Your color wheel opposite is purple. You both are charismatic leaders, but purple people act like you have no depth.

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You Are A Good Friend

You're always willing to listen Or lend a shoulder to cry on You're there through thick and thin Many people consider you their "best friend"!

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You Are 52% Weirdo

You're definitely quite strange, but you can act like a normal person when you have to. (But just because you can act normally, it certainly doesn't mean you want to!) You have normal aspects to your personality... but you usually don't choose to emphasize them.

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You Are Summer!

Outgoing Friendly Flirty Cute Fun

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You Are 71% Vain

You're a little vain, but you also work hard for your good looks. Just remember, everyone knows you are a total hottie. You don't have to remind them.

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Lovestoned

Today is cold... wtf is up with this shit
Yesterday I had a blast from the past chillaxin with ma sista from another mista
I bought my like eighthundredth purse and the new JT Cd.

I'm actually hitting a good spot in life right now... can I even say that, I'm like not old enough lol.
 
Not much to report today, I'm so like... boring right now, thats sad

Lake today... Maybe yes maybe no maybe maybe
Brrrrr

Fuck fuck fuck to the third power
I'm sooo dead
I am 6 feet under 
I'm worm food
I'm swimming with the fishes...
wait fishes..
baha tricky tricky

... I'm sorry you have to witness that lol. Today is indescribable but Ima find a way to describe it.
I was loney, but with people, I was stinky, but clean, I was... you get the point right?
Today was hot and sticky, and my mom wigged out again, nothing new these days.
And I know I'm not a baby, but if my mom tells me one more negitve thing about my dad I'm going to flip.
She doesnt seem to know that what she says really bother me.
and same goes for my dad but, hes an ass and I never listen to him unless I see dollar signs headed my way lol.
nah, not really, but most the time I just drown him out by singing in my head.
 I cant even remeber what I did today, it was sooo boring and hot, that alot of murders probably happend from people just wigging out and getting pissed off lol... thats not a laughing matter.
oh mi gawd I'm dreaming of sleep right now. 

My day has been SOOOOOOOOOO OHHHH OOOOO OHHH busy!
I got up and 9, changed my unmentionables, my pants and shirt, and went straight out to new minas birthday present shopping for my nephew... but not before brushing my pearly whites :D haha

Nevertheless I wound up empty handed and sick afterwards. Car sickness is the new rehab.... Yea... I dont know.
haha.
I'm sooooo bored right now.
I just wanted to update....
OH after I got home from new minas and got sick, my mom wanted to go to greenwood and shop and yet again I didnt get anything. My mom got a new sexy demin jacket... Stacy and Clinton would approve... :D
then I got the whole talk about my mom not loving my dad, and all that jazz... I'm 18 I dont want to hear that shit.

So, Toadie odie odie today, was an alright day!
I just ate something that has to do with burger, salsa, and pita bread.
Heartburn valley 2 km past the pancreas... I dont even know where your fucking pancreas is!
Ohhhh thats not sitting right!
Mommy might be comeing home tomorrow, lets cross our fingers, toes and eyes that she'll decide to stay at my Aunt Bobbies house for like 342985734985634 more months!
Yes I love my mom, but things are better around the house without her, Thats horrible of me to say, and I believe that you should have the up most respect for your mother, and I do, to me my mom is the queen of england.
But she stresses this house out!

Fuck I'm going to hell arn't I?
PHH CHA 
Again no van, and now I'm babysitting satans children! 
Its not that bad, my sisters kids are good... when they're not around their wacko mother. No I dont fear for their life, she tries to be a good mother, but she tries too hard to make sure they are behaving and not bugging anyone more then she tries to make sure their not bugged, and she doesnt know how to meet their emotional needs, instead she treats them all like their the same kid (there is 4 of them!.... shes only 28!!! yeah...) But I think its all due to the fact that she does not want them to end up being anything like their fucking dead beat asshole baby fucker of a dad.
Check this Chris (her ex-donkey ass bf and baby daddy) is dating a 18 year old fucking whore girl.... (I'm 18 and I would never think of dating a old man like that), he is 32!!! How fucked is that, and to make it worse he will bring her around the kids and tell them they are just friends, and they know thats a lie they are smart kids, and that bitch (Icky Vickie) isnt allowed to be around them, and not to long ago he took the kids to Mcd's and she was there and he told the kids to lie to  my sister and say that she wasent there!
He's so fucking disgusting, hes a doped up fucked up asshole, who sleeps with babies.

I got to hold a brand new 4 week old baby puppy, holy effin shit, it was the cutest puppy I've ever seen!!!!!
GAH!!! I want one, maybe if I hold my breath long enough my parents will buy me one!
My fucked up sisters family only has one van, and my mom is on Vaca it my car, and our other cars breaks are gone (opps, breaking to fast :p) and so we have to share a van with the crack whore from hell (my sister) and us, and let me tell you this, it is NOT fun!!!
I was to go out to the mall and shop and she had to take her kids to a fucking stupid ass pool party! I know kids come first but I had plans, and she didnt tell us until today, so I have to cancel my plans until later with fuckhead gets home. I just hate that we have to always shape our life (me and my dads) around hers.
Shes so inconciderate. And no... I'm not being a drama queen, this has been this way FOREVER! and theres so much with my sister that I cannot breathe a word of. But if you guys even knew the half of it.... well you wouldnt give a fucking shit any way haha because its mine, my dads, and my moms problem.... all I have to say, is YES she doesnt live at home anymore, that way I dont have to put up with her!... Juvenile I know but, I can't handle her right now....

"I do not like them Sam I am."
I had maceroni noodle salad stuff for supper tonight!
There were onions in it, and my breath reeks!
I'v brushed my teeth so many times my dentist would be pissed!!!
Ewwwwewww I'm a fire breathing dragon!

Gah, today I fell like someone (figuratively) killed my cats and broke all my fave stuff.
Isn't that a fucking horrible feeling!
I feel like I'm lonely and disappointed
But why the hell am I disappointed?
Well I know why  but its tres stupid!
This guy I have a crush on like is kinda popular and I guess the definition of his love status is he's a swinger
How disappointing
hmmm that makes things more difficult
I don't know why, he is just a mere crush of mine, one of thousand since i've turned 12
Things don't get easier since the time I was 12 and to present day, when you have crushes
hmmmm
so I guess I will just bask in my sorrows all day and then forget about them when I rub the sand out of my eyes tomorrow

haha this is sooo fucking immature! but unfortunatly this is how I feel and if that makes me a wee bit immature then, fuck, that's fine.